weee weee weee all the way home
eddie the fat pincher fired me today. well, he did admit that it was his fault, for continuing to screw up the times and because for some mysterious reason my phone never rings when he calls and never receives the messages about his not being able to come today. he told me that it wasnt meant to be but that he would find another trainer for me to finish my 10 sessions with.
before i left today he gave me The Menu, the computer's decisions about what i should eat and what i should not eat, based on this questionaire that listed a bunch of foods and made me pick one to get rid of and one to replace it with. when i showed it to nick he said, so you have to dislike something to like something? i left the section called "starches" blank and eddie was confused. i told him i liked all of them. if i hadnt done that, maybe it would have been meant to be.
one of the suggested meals is this: 1 cup Soy Milk-Vitasoy Natural Light Oatmeal and 1 scoop Apex Fit Soy Drink Mix Vanilla
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what is natural about VITASOY???? arent things that grow natural??? arent things that were once alive natural?? and am i supposed to just eat the Soy Drink Mix (vanilla) dry? snort it? this is a meal?
i love that it says "2 cups pasta noodles-spaghetti- cooked." like i would shove the dry uncooked noodles into my fat piggy mouth. like having it cooked is such a treat.
every day for meal three its crucial that i have 1 each Apex Lean Fat Burn (with Lipotropics). lipotropics. liposuction and tropical islands. ooooohhh doesnt that sound nice! yum yum, almost as good as the .75 cup asparagus (raw) and 1.5 each peach-medium-peeled. how do you peel a peach? why for fucks sake would you ever want to?
oh eddie, it wasnt meant to be. i will never be one of those girls with the matching Nike Goddess aerobic sweatsuits who says "hiiiii eddddiiiieee." i will never be your client of the month. in a week, in two, i will still have the same chunk of thigh fat for you to pinch.
i will still not bruise.
before i left today he gave me The Menu, the computer's decisions about what i should eat and what i should not eat, based on this questionaire that listed a bunch of foods and made me pick one to get rid of and one to replace it with. when i showed it to nick he said, so you have to dislike something to like something? i left the section called "starches" blank and eddie was confused. i told him i liked all of them. if i hadnt done that, maybe it would have been meant to be.
one of the suggested meals is this: 1 cup Soy Milk-Vitasoy Natural Light Oatmeal and 1 scoop Apex Fit Soy Drink Mix Vanilla
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what is natural about VITASOY???? arent things that grow natural??? arent things that were once alive natural?? and am i supposed to just eat the Soy Drink Mix (vanilla) dry? snort it? this is a meal?
i love that it says "2 cups pasta noodles-spaghetti- cooked." like i would shove the dry uncooked noodles into my fat piggy mouth. like having it cooked is such a treat.
every day for meal three its crucial that i have 1 each Apex Lean Fat Burn (with Lipotropics). lipotropics. liposuction and tropical islands. ooooohhh doesnt that sound nice! yum yum, almost as good as the .75 cup asparagus (raw) and 1.5 each peach-medium-peeled. how do you peel a peach? why for fucks sake would you ever want to?
oh eddie, it wasnt meant to be. i will never be one of those girls with the matching Nike Goddess aerobic sweatsuits who says "hiiiii eddddiiiieee." i will never be your client of the month. in a week, in two, i will still have the same chunk of thigh fat for you to pinch.
i will still not bruise.
posted by Jessica Baxter | 6:03 PM
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